Connect your AI client via MCP

Endpoint (paste into an MCP client — anonymous, free, no key)

https://mcp.koalcheck.com/mcp

Or copy this and send it to your AI to set it up:

Add the "koalcheck" MCP server to my client and connect. It is a remote Streamable-HTTP server at https://mcp.koalcheck.com/mcp — connect anonymously, no API key or login needed (the free tools work right away). If my client supports a remote/HTTP MCP server directly, just use that URL. If my client config only accepts a local command (e.g. Claude Desktop's mcpServers, which rejects a bare "url"), bridge it with command "npx" and args ["-y","mcp-remote","https://mcp.koalcheck.com/mcp"]. Then tell me to fully restart the client, and list the koalcheck tools you can call. It provides US-equity research tools built on an analyst track-record engine (who has actually been right, priced vs SPY, cross-checked with SEC & FINRA).

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$LULU

BEARISH2026-09-13

Price around the call

↓ 2026-09-13

By horizon✓ hit-8.4%

✓ -1.5%

✓ -0.9%

21d

✓ -8.4%

Original post

Serenity · 2026-09-13

Tech people in real life: I have shares in “ $TSLA, $GOOGL, $SPCX. “ People on my X feed/comments: - Leveraged Micron, Sk Hynix calls all the way from $1M to $28M down to $4M - calls on short dated tanker freight futures because $AXTI 3000% 1Y returns wasn’t enough. - Long $PLTR short $LULU because inverse Burry indicators - Long Swedish high beta CW laser suppliers for CPO because it reminds them of $NVDA bottlenecking EML - “AI is going to end human civilization” so this is a signal for longer AI capex duration + trade wars so long $EQR cause tungsten. Gap between finance X and normal finance/tech people is also insane. I can’t help but feel proud that I’m partly to blame.

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