Connect your AI client via MCP

Endpoint (paste into an MCP client — anonymous, free, no key)

https://mcp.koalcheck.com/mcp

Or copy this and send it to your AI to set it up:

Add the "koalcheck" MCP server to my client and connect. It is a remote Streamable-HTTP server at https://mcp.koalcheck.com/mcp — connect anonymously, no API key or login needed (the free tools work right away). If my client supports a remote/HTTP MCP server directly, just use that URL. If my client config only accepts a local command (e.g. Claude Desktop's mcpServers, which rejects a bare "url"), bridge it with command "npx" and args ["-y","mcp-remote","https://mcp.koalcheck.com/mcp"]. Then tell me to fully restart the client, and list the koalcheck tools you can call. It provides US-equity research tools built on an analyst track-record engine (who has actually been right, priced vs SPY, cross-checked with SEC & FINRA).

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$ABTC

BEARISH2026-08-12

Price around the call

↓ 2026-08-12

By horizonMaturing · ~0 trading days to go

✓ -0.6%

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21d

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Original post

Adam Livingston · 2026-08-12

🔥I BOUGHT AMERICAN BITCOIN CALLS - THIS SETUP IS INSANE🔥 I bought Jan 2028 $ABTC calls because my nervous system needs sufficient enrichment. While retail was having a Victorian fainting spell over a reverse stock split, American Bitcoin was growing BTC/share, mining hundreds of Bitcoin per quarter, and watching its valuation multiple get clubbed to death behind a Walmart. So naturally I did the responsible thing and bought long-dated options. Could I lose the premium? Absolutely. Could daddy escape the 2035 BlackRock Residential Human Storage Pod before dinner becomes federally subsidized cricket slurry? We’re going to find out:

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