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$ARDX

BULLISH2026-07-28

Price around the call

↑ 2026-07-28

By horizon✗ miss-29.3%

1d

✗ -0.9%

5d

✗ -7.3%

21d

✗ -29.3%

Original post

BioPharm_the_Magnificent · 2026-07-28

$ARDX EARNINGS Aug 6. I think scripts will be strong and we rally hard. HOWEVER… Top 10 Things To Do if CEO Raab screws us: 1. Go to Raab’s house and teepee his favorite upside-down cherry tree. 2. Switch your portfolio alerts to say “this is fine” with a dog meme. 3. Start a petition to rename the stock ARDX to ARGH. 4. Blame it on the shorts even if you don’t know what that means. 5. Treat the red candle as modern art and frame your brokerage screenshot. 6. Demand the company pivot to something that prints money, like NFTs of failed biotechs. 7. Console yourself that at least you didn’t invest in that other stock that did even worse. 8. Practice saying “it’s a long-term hold” until you almost believe it. 9. Start a support group called “Bought the Dip Survivors A