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$MSTR

BEARISH2026-06-26
Price around the call
↓ 2026-06-26
By horizonMaturing · ~0 trading days to go
1d
✓ -7.0%
5d
✗ +4.1%
21d
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Original post
龙心盐 · 2026-06-26

要理解 $MSTR 有多蠢,他是在比特币价格11K美元时开始投资的,现在已经涨到60K美元了,但他却亏损了高达150亿美元,比地球上任何人都多。 如果mstr的购买改为等额定投而不是狂买,我用ai回测了一下,大概会是这个结果 1 持仓成本在4.5万美金左右 2 持有140万枚btc(比现在多了70%) 3 浮赢 40% 为什么会有如此颠覆性的不同? 如果光看数学模型,定投显然把微策略目前的被动局面彻底盘活了。但从商业现实和宏观博弈的逻辑来看,定投在现实中是完全无法执行的: 资金来源不是“死钱”,而是“借来的赌资”: 微策略买币的现金不是自己开超市赚的,而是靠在美股高位增发股票(ATM)、发可转换债券、以及发高息优先股(STRC)在华尔街“融”出来的。 华尔街只有在牛市情绪高涨、波动率极大的时候,才会把巨额百亿资金借给它。 熊市无钱可定投: 当 2022 年 BTC 跌到 1.6 万美元时,MSTR 的股价跌了 80%,全天下都在看它暴雷,它在那个时候根本融不到一分钱。它哪怕想执行“定投”,账上也没有现金流去支撑每周几亿美金的扣款 综上,一切的问题在于现金流。 如果mstr是一家现金牛级别的大公司,早早的的开始做btc储备,那么现在已经是5%的稳稳老庄退休了···· 蚂蚁想当大象,总是要付出代价的。 对了,黑色幽默的是,过去这么多年,苹果用在股票回购上的钱,恰恰就是每年600多亿美金,昨天也遇到了大跌。只不过苹果1年的回购就是mstr梭哈身价的搏命钱······这就是起点的不同吧。。。

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